Transcript: Conversation with God

GA believes it's not where one talks to God: a house of worship or the crapper; it's what you do not what you say, much less where you say it.

For example, one could have perfect attendance at church or synagogue or a mosque, but if he/she doesn't stop thugs from harassing Jessica Coco- such as busting the dipstick in her car, filling her gas tank with water, and trying twice to enter her apartment while she was home (all yesterday)-  then they might as well bathe in barbeque sauce 'cause Satan's warming the grill.  

Now, GA never talks to God in the crapper, but that doesn't make me a better person than one who does.

What makes me (and you) better people is that if we could stop a neighbor from being hurt, we would.  I would.  Wouldn't you?

What does God think about a man/woman in a position of authority who does nothing while another person suffers, then has a chit chat with the Almighty while allegedly taking a shit?  Certainly God doesn't care that the person is in fact taking a dump, allegedly.  GA assumes God cares how we treat each other here on Earth. 

Of course, Satan doesn't.  Hence, his Grill Room (do political satirists go there?)

Now, when it comes to talking to God, if you are wearing a wire after trying to entrap the husband of the mayor and a longtime mentor in a midtown NY restaurant, and you are talking to God out loud then not only does God hear you, but the stenographer transcribing the tape does, too.  And he/she even captures your "bathroom noises". 

That may be TMI (too much information) for our Heavenly Father/Mother.  It is for me.

Well, it just so happens GA's got another excerpt from the transcript which, coincidentally, involves Assembly candidate Carmelo Garcia's conversation with the Almighty in a midtown NY restaurant's restroom.  GA hears this particular restroom has a single stall.

Note that the transcript abruptly shifts from the bathroom confessional to Grossbard- the tape may have been shut off for um, certain "bathroom noises", a portion redacted or it may be a stenographer error.