Timmy's Campaign Button is a Heineken Cap

This is not a joke.

One Hoboken, the campaign that made a nation roll its eyes, has an official campaign button.

A Heineken beer cap. 

Please someone, get GA one of these.  Please. They are going to be a collector's item. They're already creating a buzz on the internet:  

Tim's Beer Cap even uses the Heineken font!

And did you notice the "@" on Tim's Beer Cap makes a clever reference to the ® (registered trademark symbol) on the Heineken beer cap. 

I guess he wasn't kidding, folks.  This is why Timmy quit his job.  To hit the bars, pin his One Hoboken beer caps on nubile young foxes, and practice lines like, "How'd you like to wake up with a mayor?" 

Boob hits bars to pin cap on boobs

Wow. Well, we can have fun with this, and that's all.

Because this is not a serious campaign. It's a party bus.  

And Frank's picking up the tab.