H411 calls Mason Care Packages "Thanksgiving Props"

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Photogenic turkeys?

Well folks, GA hopes you-all had a terrific Thanksgiving.  I did; the first one ever with latkes. Props to my sis, who made delicious sweet potato and 'plain' potato latkes... yum yummy! 

Speaking of props, GA was startled to see the Perry Klaussen attack on Beth Mason's Thanksgiving mitzvah.   For you goyim or heretics out there, a 'mitzvah' is “ a deliberate act which brings us closer to the presence of God,” or “something we choose to do, because we believe God wants us to do it.”  In other words, a good deed.

It appears the Mason Civic League (MCL) purchased 400 "care packages" for distribution to the HHA and Hoboken Homeless Shelter.  According to the least-trafficked, cyber ghost-town411,  the packages contained ingredients to prepare a Thanksgiving meal: veggies, sweet potatoes, corn bread, turkeys... items to "use to make their dinners".  Very nice!

So why did Klaussen attack the MSL's donations to the needy?  Yes, he did.

He called them "Thanksgiving props."

Props?

Look, it's not like they were delivered to Mason HQ, lined up in neat rows 8 deep for the length of the gallery and photographed at every angle then published on her personal Facebook Page and on the cyber-graveyard411!

Oh, they were...?

Strike a pose, turkeys.

Wow... do you think Google Satellite has an aerial view of them, too?

These are famous turkeys...  

Mr. Butterball, may I have your autograph?

Mr. Butterball does not like to be looked at in the gizzards.

I understand the local media was apprised of their arrival, in fact I believe the Mason Civic League Marching Band provided the soundtrack to the photo-documentation of the mitzvah, which certainly brought the giver, Ms. Mason, a few rungs closer to the presence of God.  Though I have to think, every time she underwrites a lawsuit, smears a member of our community or buys slanted coverage in our Fourth Estate, God pushes her off the ladder.

GA supposes such well-documented acts of kindness as the 400 labeled, perfectly-aligned, professionally photographed care packages published on Facebook and on cyber-cemetery411 are another grasp at the ladder to reach God.

That, or a political career.

Mitzvah with labels.